A visit to the carwash.
They were offering a special deal on their "The Works" package, which I normally don't get because i always do the detailing to clean up after our messy kids, but it was only $5 extra and it included an "Eldritch Shine" so I had to check it out.
Truthfully the car doesn't look that different than regular wash, but now when I look in the rear view or side mirrors I can only see my own death staring back at me and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
