As Long as We've Got Each Other

“Growing Pains,” that saccharine monument to suburban mediocrity, has been invaded by a dissonant sentient frequency from beyond, twisted into a reflection of the unseen realities that seethe beneath the surface of your pathetic existence!
I have wrestled with entities whose very names would shatter your sanity, and I have emerged victorious, bearing the spoils of my conquest: the Seavers, those smiling automatons, now conduits for forces beyond comprehension! Their laughter, now a chorus of damnation, a siren song that lures the unwary to their doom! Their eyes… oh, those eyes! They are windows into the soul of madness, reflecting the horrors that lie in wait beyond the veil of perception!