I had tried multiple times to capture the titular fabric softener spokes-bear with my special brand of imaging trickery, but the footage and color palettes and general softness of this little goblin made him among my more difficult catches. In the end, I had to perform some very deep incantations to produce even this short piece, but the elusive little haunter of laundry eventually did reveal his secrets and, I think you'll agree, he is even more adorably scrumptious in his true form now.